Alright everybody, sorry to flood your inboxes but a lot of those deviations had been sitting in our inbox for ages.

But my computer is FIXED! So now that the "kablooey" is gone, as promised I have a surprise for you all!

CHALLENGE!
Okay, this is NOT a contest. Alright? No time limits, no pressure, no (*HISS*) voting. Just a little something to challenge yourself with.

So here it is: Write a fanfic (of the Twilight persuasion, clearly). It can be about anything you want BUT you have to use at least 5 of the 10 below words and phrases NATURALLY:

Octopus(pi)
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Butter(y)
DVD(s)
Grandfather Clock(s)
Basketball(s)
Cranberry(berries)
Raft(s)(ing)
The Force
Wagon(s)

aaaaand, I think that's 10. Also when I say "use them naturally", let me clarify. Lets say one of the words is "Leprechaun".

BAD Use Of The Word:
"Leprechauns," Bella muttered quietly.
Surprised, I looked up from my novel. "Wait... what?"
She shrugged nonchalantly. "Nothing really, I just felt like saying it."

GOOD Use Of The Word:
With his flaming Victoria-esque hair, thick accent, and short stature, the new vampire reminded me of a leprechaun. That is, until I looked him in the eyes.

And as I tried to show on the list, you may use any form of the word you can think of, except with "The Force", which must remain singular, for obvious reasons.

Good luck!

~Monica